PROBLEM: I gotta tell you, most couples I know are NOT gettin' it on like they should be. You can tell when you see one of them publicly calling attention to the other's lack of intelligence. We knew he was stupid; did you have to call him out like that? This ugliness comes from lack of conjugal connection between romantic partners.
SOLUTION: If you and your gal, or guy, or some other variation (I don't judge), aren't "doing it" like attractive monkeys, then it's time for you to invent a secret language between you. As an example, my wife Pat and I speak fake German to each other, and we have a beautiful intimacy.
TECHNIQUE: Take a regular ol' language, keep the sounds, but substitute your own nonsense words. Speak this language to each other in a baby voice, but also like you're the big, bad wolf. You'll be amazed how your love life will improve!
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