Want More Energy?

PROBLEM:
You're tired. Oh Lord, you are dragging yourself through the day, aren't you? Maybe you'd like to do other things with your life, but you can't. You just don't have the pep.

SOLUTION:
You need to drink more coffee, my friend.  If it's three cups a day, make it five. If it's five, you might need those legalized amphetamines--diet pills! You can still get diet pills, can't you? I can't touch them because of my rehab, but trust me, they do do the trick. Alternatively, some people advocate a clean body--detoxed-- so it runs on its own natural energy. I have not tried this myself, but I think there's some wisdom here.

TECHNIQUE:
If we look at the Seven Openings (as we should), we find ourselves at Opening Number 5: Stay Open.  Stay Open means, simply, you're gonna find adversity on your path. The thing is, don't give up!  If you want more stimulants, don't give up looking. If you want to give up stimulants--for instance, coffee, cocaine, and uppers-- then give 'em up! But don't give up the giving up, if you know what I mean.  Don't give up the giving up! The light at the end of the tunnel, you see, is pure energy. Light IS energy. You'll get there, my friend, however you decide to arrive.