Friday, April 1, 2011

(Another) Top Five Health Tips

1. Eat more wheat germ -- the healthiest germ around!

2. If Bryer's chocolate ice cream makes you fat but you're passionate about it, keep eating: passion is healthier than skinny!

3. The future of the planet depends on the food choices you make; think of someone other than yourself for a change!

4.  My daddy used to lock me in a closet and now I have asthma. Find out why your own life is a mess!

5. Use hand sanitzer to get rid of all germs that aren't wheat germs!

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