Are Allergies Getting to You?

PROBLEM:
It's spring, my friends. This means you have birds and the bees...going at it.  It also means, my nose is stuffed.  Now, if you're like me, the beautiful flowers of the springtime bring with them some ugly, ugly mucous.  To solve this problem, we have Claritin. But is there also a spiritual solution to this mucus?

SOLUTION:
Now, if you listen to other spiritual or motivational teachers, they're gonna tell you to "smell the roses." DON'T DO IT!   You don't have listen to your motivational teacher, your guru, your clergy person, or even that psychiatrist giving you all of those drugs!  Find your own answers, my friend! If they're nowhere to be found, just listen to your allergy-ridden body. It doesn't want anything to do with the roses.

TECHNIQUE:
In my System, THE SEVEN OPENINGS, Opening Number 4 says: "Open a Window, It's Stuffy in Here."  What this means is: Don't take the teachings so seriously.  In fact, try doing the exact opposite of what the teacher says. In this case, stay away flowers, keep the window closed-- and crank up the AC.  That's right. Defy all teacher wisdom.  Trust me: you'll breathe a whole lot easier.