1. Be a shameless brown noser. Lots of people will hate you, sure, but the people who count will love you!
2. Offer some vending machine candy to your nemesis. For her, it'll be a peace offering. For you, it'll be a discrete way to poison her body, M&M by M&M!
3. Invite the whole office out for drinks, then apologize while you're wasted. This might be the only time you will ever feel compassion for these jerks!
4. While in the bar, make up a little ditty about your nemesis. Then, sing it loudly in her ear. This horrible woman will avoid you thereafter, fearing hearing loss.
5. Write nasty emails about this horrible woman, reciting every word out loud. Everyone, including this horrible woman, will think you're crazy. Maybe they won't mess with you next time!
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